What's going on around here???

Swords! Punching! Falling over! Crawling around the floor in interesting and not very efficient ways! Picking up heavy things! Amazing workout gear!

and lately ... sticks, pots, pans, brooms, looms, lots of imagination, reading, talking,  and trying not to break the living room lamps

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Meet the Valkyries!

We are martial artists, fighters, and coaches. Competitors and casual gym-goers. We believe that physical skill and movement are integral to everyone's well-being, and that getting stronger and fitter should be fun. We believe that if your workout is making you miserable, something has gone terribly wrong.

We design clothes that we'd love to wear, and that we're happy to move in. We sell products for all genders, fitness levels, and backgrounds, in as many sizes as we can manage.

We take pride in standing out, and in being bright, loud, and a little weird. We know that life is richer when you step outside the box.

Come play with us.

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